80% of Chats With My Siblings Are Like This

My brother and I discussing the news that the National Zoo's giant panda was not pregnant:

Bradley: Mei Xiang needs to get her act in order
three pseudo pregnancies
me: I know!
who has a pseudo pregnancy other than women on soap operas?
Pandas!
*brief discussion of a summer job interview he had that day*
Bradley: it's whatevs
me: it's no pregnant panda
Bradley: what the hell
that panda is just an attention grabber
every summer she probably goes
"it's really hot, if i i fake being pregnant they will put me in that air condition room for a couple weeks until they realize im not. score"
or the zoo's doctors just aren't any good
me: that's where you missed your calling
veterinary medicine
Bradley: it is statistically harder to get into vet school than med school
your vet had a higher gpa and mcat score than your doctor
Bradley: you know the Seinfeld where Kramer goes to the Vet because they have to deal with several animals and thus are more qualified
me: because animals don't talk
Bradley: it's not a bad idea
they were probably like "Mei Xiang are you pregnant? Are you gassy or bloated? Do you have any cravings?"
me: bamboo dipped in peanut butter
Bradley: and Mei Xiang was like "can you stop poking me i want to go back to sleep I haven't slept in 15 minutes" so she rolled onto her back and
the doctors were like "she is showing us her belly, she's pregnant"
me: supposedly she "nests"
and that's what raises their suspicions
Bradley: that's stupid
they are pandas
me: they aren't robots!
they have maternal instincts!
Bradley: i always found adult pandas too silly for my taste
they eat and sleep - and that's it
me: you like baby pandas on slides?
Bradley: i remember in 9th grade a video of how Pandas were sleeping so much they wouldn't reproduce that's why they are endangered somewhat
like Pandas stopped being attracted to pandas
and yes i love pandas on slides
me: who doesn't