Scenario: A young attorney, my co-worker Paul, and myself are discussing voting in Virginia.
Young attorney: I'm working the polls in Virigina. I'll be marking names off the registration list. It's all electronic. Pretty cool.
Me: I've only voted once in an actual booth in Texas.
Young attorney: And by booth you mean the shooting range where you take your gun and shoot at whichever candidate's name you don't want to win.
Paul: So there are going to be a lot of people aiming at Obama's name.
Young attorney: Exactly. And to vote a straight party ticket, you have to empty the entire clip into the opposition's paper outline.
I voted in Virginia this morning, but I am not a Virginian. That would take a desire to own a plantation and a burning hatred of Yankee carpetbaggers.
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Not like you need the reminder, but:
V O T E
2 comments:
hahahaha. oh geez.
yup. thats voting in texas alright.
i don't even remember what it was like last time i voted....
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