Inside A Relationship

Me: A customer last night said I smell nice. I was looking up something on the computer, and he was standing close to me.
The Boyfriend: Were you wearing perfume?
Me: Not the right answer, Boyfriend.

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The Boyfriend: My flight is delayed. I won't be getting there until closer to 6.
Me: So I have to wait another 9 hours to see you? What if some guy tells me I smell nice in the meantime?
The Boyfriend: Tell them your boyfriend is on his way.